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Words. That's all you get per UC question to make a good impression.

BAD ESSAY is a kick-butt, appointment-based college essay coaching service. We provide friendly, personalized one-on-one writing support to help students elevate their writing game and make a mesmerizing first impression.

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Real Writers

Essayists, academic writers, marketing professionals, and former admissions interviewers will coach and consult students, helping them discover and focus on their personal story.

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Students Gain Valuable Skills

Students work with their coach to examine their personal lives and accomplishments. They learn how to optimally present their personality on paper.

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Essays Are Human-written and human-edited, not by an AI bot

Coaches guide students through each essay draft to get to the HEART OF THEIR PERSONAL STORY and help them convey their own real ideas and thoughts. No matter what your student has accomplished — from small victories to monumental achievements, every story is unique and worthy of telling.

Your first consult call is FREE of charge

We spend 15 minutes — coach, parent, and student together — to discuss goals and get started with a deadline map.

Every essay, the highest standard

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"My daughter went from dreading these essays to being super proud of them. Her essay coach was patient and persistent. She just kept asking better questions until the real story came out."
"And she's permanently a better writer now. That part surprised us." — Parent of overjoyed student who finally got her essays done.
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