Welcome to Bad Essay!

Hello. I hear you asking ‘who’s behind the keyboard?’, ‘what’s the point in me being here?’, ‘why should I care what you have to say?’, and ‘why would I read essays that are bad?’.

Well, we’ll answer those now:

• A few people, who will be introduced in a moment
• Clearly, you find the the title of this blog interesting, and if you don’t, well, no-one’s keeping you here
• You don’t have to care, but….why not hang around and see if you do?
• Maybe we’re just being ironic.

Who’s behind the keyboard?

• Wouldn’t you just like to know.

Still here?