Welcome to Bad Essay!
Hello. I hear you asking ‘who’s behind the keyboard?’, ‘what’s the point in me being here?’, ‘why should I care what you have to say?’, and ‘why would I read essays that are bad?’.
Well, we’ll answer those now:
- A few people, who will be introduced in a moment
- Clearly, you find the the title of this blog interesting, and if you don’t, well, no-one’s keeping you here
- You don’t have to care, but….why not hang around and see if you do?
- Maybe we’re just being ironic.
Who’s behind the keyboard?
- Wouldn’t you just like to know.
Still here?

Yep

Don’t you just know it

Roads.